Blacksplaining Podcast

Please stop getting on the internet lying about being a better person in the new year. I encourage regression. Let’s all become worse people.

When I say ‘weak a*s’ you say ‘b*tch’.

Oh so you have never done anything stupid in your life? I'll take 'Shit that ain't true for 1000 Alex.'

Some of y'all are missing your damn minds. Let's search for those.

It'll be a chilly day in hell before I let one of these raggedy n*ggas tell me a damn thing.

This morning you turned your drawls inside out to wear them for the third day in a row and then used your boost mobile phone to comment "Beyoncé isn't even that good looking". Interesting.

It should have been Clarence Thomas on that submarine.

Focusing and making friends are the two largest threats to my sanity.

We can either be given reparations or as the poet laureate Pooh Sheisty once said, we can get it back in blood.

Sometimes the lesson isn't in the resolution of the problem, it's letting go of the problem all together. Or cussing them out. Idk, it's early as hell.